Say 'Middle Ceeeeee!'

winds

Got bassoon?

Perhaps a bassoon mustache?


Windmill

Does he juggle, too?


Where are his pants?

The email submitting this photograph read:

Sure, this guy has an impressive biography and discography…but where are his pants? Surely he can afford them. Is he cupping something more than just the bell of his clarinet?


I am too sexy for my…

…wood?

But not too sexy for argyle. Or makeup. Or airbrushing.


Strings attached

As if recorders aren’t awkward enough without helmet hair.


You’re doing it wrong.

“Oh, yeah?”

“I’m pretty sure.”

“Well, ready… aim… You’re fired.”


Dust this one off.

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Two valid questions from the person who sent this in:

Why are there two oranges on top of the planer? Why is the harpsichordist playing on a planer?

And: why are they in a wood shop to begin with? There’s sawdust everywhere. It’s amazing it hasn’t started to cling to the stockings of the flutist in the foreground.


The leaning quintet

Calefax reed quintet

Tilting at windmills, minus the windmills?

Individual leaning towers of reed players?

Also, as our anonymous submitter said, the dog looks ready to catch any one of them if they fall. And the dude on the Vespa is probably gonna hit one of those potted plants because of this.